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Hoomanism is a cult-like group stemming from the planetoid culture of Durashiwm. The principles include that hoomans are better than humans, hoomans will overthrow humans, and that Liam and Ben C-138 are the "holy" ones, though no god or religion is involved with Hoomanism (see rationality). The cult is small, but shall forever expand in its mission to overthrow the human race. Doge-esque Language

Many followers of Hoomanism speak in a dialect and grammatical style similar to that of the internet meme, 'Doge'. Words inserted into sentence include the following: much, very, wow, am (as a replacement for I'm or I), has (instead of have), and plez (pronounced pl-eh-z). Examples of Doge-esque language used in sentences are, "Am has much moneys/dogecoin", or "Wow. Very moneys/dogecoin." Improper grammar and/or spelling are common and intentional in this hooman dialect.

Propaganda

In order to spread the agenda of Hoomanism, false, but somewhat realistic, "facts" or propaganda are spread. However, only certain types of propaganda are allowed. If the propaganda is towards a group, it is considered evil and disgusting. However, if it is towards a specific person or saying untrue kind things, it is considered okay.

Founders and original cult

The founders of Hoomanism are Liam and Ben. Due to their high status, their last names have been concealed. Other original hoomans include James and John. These are the highest status, and first, hoomans.

Status

Hooman importance is measured in status. Ben and Liam both have a #1 status, which means that they are the founders. James and John have a #2 status, meaning that they are the highest obtainable status of hooman. A #3 status means you are a highly active, but controversial member. A #4 member is one who is inactive and/or controversial. A #5 member means that they are a general-publicity hooman. A #6 means that they have temporarily quit and/or were temporarily kicked from Hoomanism. #7 means that you are banned from Hoomanism. And, finally, #8, which is currently only obtained by one person, means that you are banned and are regarded as an evil entity and should be treated inferiorly. Although some controversy surrounds position #8, Ben and Liam have refused to either promote the only #8 member to #7, nor have they agreed to abolish #8 altogether.

The Evil One

The Evil One, more commonly referred to as, [The One], is an entity so horrible and evil, that it's name mustn't be spoken. Note that the entity is referred to as it, despite the fact that it is genetically human. This is to avoid insulting any genders, as their standards would be greatly lowered if this entity was assigned one. Interestingly, [The One] was once briefly a hooman, but was soon banned by the savior Ben, who also condemned it's behaviors and acts of lying and horrible tactics. Although [The One] does have a name, it's name is never used, since it may offend others with the same name. It is also is known for its popularity among others, sometimes even hoomans. Although Ben, it's sworn enemy, has done all but nothing to condemn it, it continues to do horrible things without losing a single supporter (see Satanism).