User:Bhfwilletts

Jivus Detrimentitis
The physical fatigue or exhaustion of physiological human form in direct response to excessive jiving (or other forms of dance). Common symptoms are loss of limb maximal function; desire to sleep and foraging for munch for nutritional resource.

Discovered by "Jivers" across the world, it has been currently classified by Dundee University Undergraduates of Life Science; Duncan Sanderson and Benjamin Willetts. Jivus (latin) considered of the boogie, Detrimentitus (latin: detrimentum)meaning: loss, damage, detriment.

Experiment conducted to produce suitable results for thesis included over exposure to outrageous beats, whilst displaying maximum energy output to limb movement and rotation in a fashionable manner. This in itself using energy systems such as: Phosphagen (fist pumping); Lactate (extensive shuffling) and Aerobic (bouncing on spot) as well as use of the bodies response system to changing environment. From this it is apparent that subject needs to refuel on suitable resources such as: Chips (+gravy, cheese, t.m sauce etc); saucy kebab or other high energy fuels. If not implemented correctly onset of Jivus Detrimentitis is highly likely.

Other factors effecting the onset of Jivus Detrimentitis are: Alcohol A comfy chair Reasonable recovery time The use of rollerblades

Research is still on going in these areas of study.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18