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John Daniel Davies (criminal)

Born on the 25 December, 1969, John Davies was referred to from birth as the "Antichrist". It was during his childhood where he discovered his love for strangling innocent fish, as well as manipulating kind women. He has a long history, which is believed to have begun in his mid teens, of performing marriage ceremonies between himself and goats. The goats slept in his bed with him, and although it is unknown exactly how far his relationship with the several goats he "married", it is widely speculated that the relationship may have turned sexual. Somehow in 2017 he managed to get a lovely girlfriend, who for legal reasons cannot be named in this article, this is when the extent of his goat marriages, which his parents always believed to just be a game, was revealed. The beautiful young woman walked into his home to find him laying in bed next to a sleeping goat, licking the goats hooves. The young woman screamed and called the police, who found over 1000 goats in his basement, all wearing collars with "property of JDD" written on them. This strange man was found guilty by a jury for animal abuse on 16/07/17 and faces 3 years in prison.

John Daniel Davis (Criminal)
John Daniel Davies (criminal) Born on the 25 December, 1969, John Davies was referred to from birth as the "Antichrist". It was during his childhood where he discovered his love for strangling innocent fish, as well as manipulating kind women. He has a long history, which is believed to have begun in his mid teens, of performing marriage ceremonies between himself and goats. The goats slept in his bed with him, and although it is unknown exactly how far his relationship with the several goats he "married", it is widely speculated that the relationship may have turned sexual. Somehow in 2017 he managed to get a lovely girlfriend, who for legal reasons cannot be named in this article, this is when the extent of his goat marriages, which his parents always believed to just be a game, was revealed. The beautiful young woman walked into his home to find him laying in bed next to a sleeping goat, licking the goats hooves. The young woman screamed and called the police, who found over 1000 goats in his basement, all wearing collars with "property of JDD" written on them. This strange man was found guilty by a jury for animal abuse on 16/07/17 and faces 3 years in prison.