User:Biffspankie

Biff Spankie is a world renown rock musician known for his instrumental lead guitar jams such as "Godzilligan" and "Suicide By Masturbation".

Born Frank Bauman on July 4, 1965 in Hinesville, Georgia to the son of a U.S. Army Fort Stewart Georgia Command Sargeant Major, Biff was a talented young guitar virtuoso and at the age of 12, was asked to warm up the rock band KISS live in concert for their 1977 Love Gun Tour after meeting Gene Simmons at a NAMM show in Cleveland Ohio.