User:Big'n'Black

He's Big He's Black He has a hairy back! No, he's not Kimbo!

Just your average white boy, yeah thats right Jamal, I'm as white as your latest tuxedo.

Please don't chase me with your pimp stick hommie! Can't we just chill?

Y'all down with that, yea!

Bo Burnham, Marry Me?

^ Too Far, yea sure thought so!

Seriously though, I'm white as snow. A true Scot! We truely hate the english! ( They love us though!) Bit of shame!

Can't we all just chillax [Thanks Jamal] with some haggis and whiskey from Glen Shindig and get plasterd! < Just like a wall! [Not really]

Everyone from Scot has at least one jumper made from a sheep. you all know it's true so dont lie!

You dont have a sheep jumper! Just me then.... Lols for me

How embarrasing!

Since when was Jack Black hot??

Also where in f*ck is Zanzibar?

Do they do my favourite dish! If you have no idea what that is about then download F*ck Her Gently by Tenacious D, legally of course!

Look for my "nameless" friend probably, BigMember, HugeMember or BlackMember! He's hot, hairy and curly!

So your curly down there as well are you ;]

Hawt!

Jamal is my negro, Respect home-dawg!

He taught me there language!

Laters world!