User:BigManEDP/sandbox

Yo my name is Aaryan Ali and I am simply the greatest human to ever exist.

My abilities are far beyond any other human which is evident due to the fact that a question I get asked a lot is," OMG HOW DO I BE AS COOL AS YOU?!?!! to which I usually explain to them their stupidity and insolence because it is simply impossible to be as cool or awesome as a superior like me.

I am also amazing at Aaryanenschrephen which these foolish humans call 'Football' these days. Back in 69420BC there was a small amount of people who came close to being at the same level as a superior like me but nowadays I defeat inferiors with utmost ease. One day a young boy named Cristiano came up to me and asked me to train him, I did so and now my protégé is one of the most accomplished men on the planet with myself topping that list.

I am also the most physically dominant person to ever exist with newcomers like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mike Tyson believing that they stand a chance against to which I beat them to a bloody pulp to prove the point that I am simply superior to them.

I have also cracked time travel but dare I release that to the public everyone will be using them. I have also been to the future in which I am a global icon with statues in every major city and my birthday being an international celebration. I have made many videos but unfortunately they corrupted.

This is me, the superior, checking out.