User:Bigbadleftlanesparklingwiggle/Derrill watson

Derrill Watson with Derrill Watson Incorporation: The Ninja from Heaven. born: 9/8/1008 time: 9:11

Derrill Watson with Derrill Watson Incorporation was born in Pasaway (now known as Pomona) in the year 1008. Twenty-one years later in the year 1029, he was abducted by ninja warriors from heaven. He was being trained for the upcoming war in 2001. In the year 1031 he was accused of being a spy. In the middle of being tortured he screamed. His scream was that of an angel. It put the undertaker to tears. They let him go under one condition, that they get to perform the famous song twinkle twinkle in the bar with him and an autographed picture of Derrill and the other ninjas. From then on they called him the Sacred Heavenly Negro Ninja.When Derrill was a little kid he always knew he was destined to be a martial arts master. He first attempted running on a wall when he was 4 weeks old. A failed attempt to run up a building caused concern from his mother. He got a lot of counseling but it did no good. One day he stood on the top of a car and jumped and created a move that we now know as a karate kick. Everybody looked in awe. But it wasnt his awesome ninja skills that made him an american idol. It was his voice that gave an illusion that three people were in the room at the same time. A lot of people would compare him to the god of music a.k.a. Michael Jackson.

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