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= Sam Vaughn's Penis =

Measurements
Length: according to the many women who have had the pleasure of experiencing Mr. Vaughn's meat hammer have reported the size to be anywhere from 3.25 to 3.75 inches (8.26 to 9.53 cm)

Girth: Multiple reports from government intelligence agencies have confirmed the girth of Vaughn's schlong to be 3.47 inches (8.81cm)

Defining characteristics
Vaughn has a distinct scar in the bottom third of his shaft due to a previous duel with a tortoise