User:Bigcupistan

'''== Democratic Communistic Republic Of Bigcupistan. =='''

On the 8th August 2008 Bigcupistan was born. It is the brain child of Alexandra Rosina Vouzoukos-Field and Reece Lawrence Mack. Whilst watching the Beijing Olympic's opening ceremony and eating "Reeses Big Cups" (made by the wonderful chocolateurs, Hersheys!) They noticed that most countries ended in "istan." That is when the national language of Bigcupistan was created. Shortly followed by the national anthem.

Bigcupistan national anthem;

"Bigcupistan istan, Bigcupistan istan, How lovely are your branches istan, Bigcupistan istan, Bigcupistan istan, We love your peanut butter istan istan."

Bigcupistan is situated somewhere between Bexley and Joydens Wood in Kent, United Kingdom.

The capital of Bigcupistan is "Twatistan." (We would like to take this time to add that no rude nor sexual connitations are meant by this.)

Candidates wishing to apply for a visa to enter Bigcupistan must prove their loyalty to the Bigcupistan Prince and Princess by eating as many "Reeses Big Cups" as possible until vomiting is induced. Another condition of visa acceptance is that when vomiting the Big Cups must come out chewed, if they come out as whole cups then the candidates visa application and all funds entrusted with that will be retained by Bigcupistan officials.

Those whom are immediately related to the Prince and Princess will be granted automatic visa acceptance.

The heads of Bigcupistan would like to state that entry is very strict, therefore ethnic minorities and retards will not be accepted.

Sorry for any inconvenience and major offence caused.

Population: 20 Bigcupistanese.

Bigcupistan is the first democratic communistic republic in the WORLD. This is because Bigcupistan agree and disagree with everything.

Bigcupistan has a large army of plastic toy soldiers which guard the borders very strictly and will shoot when necessary.

Bigcupistan official passport documents and currency;

The Bigcupistan passport is a empty "Reeses Big Cups" cup with country flag inside. This must be presented when entering and leaving the borders of Bigcupistan. The official currency of Bigcupistan is The "Cupistan."