User:Biggus Dickus

Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian


 * Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
 * Matthias: No.
 * Centurion: Crucifixion!
 * Matthias: Oh.
 * Centurion: Nasty, eh?
 * Matthias: Could be worse.
 * Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
 * Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
 * Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
 * Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
 * Centurion: You're weird!