User:Bigimpacts

Starcookanism
Starcookanism-(Star-cook-an-is-m) Starcookanism is a religion that specifically worships Starbucks, and Dane Cook. The specifications for Starcookanism are you have to be able to quote Dane, and crave Starbucks every seven seconds:] To join the religion you must speak privately with a member and schedule a Danebuck,(Dane-Buck- A christening into the religion of Starcookanism) once a Danebuck is scheduled you may spread the word freely of Starcookanism. After you have gone to your Danebuck, you are an official Starcookanist, and must attend Starbucks at least once a week, and watch or listen to every album or show Dane Cook has ever made.