User:Bigmacman5p3/sandbox

 History of the best band ever- five past three 

One day, 10,000 years ago a comet came and hit earth and formed 3 wankers called mia wilf and alex and ever since that day music has never been the same....

Mia, a Russian convict and alex, a father of 3 in his late 40's, met in a freak skiing accident where Alex's eldest child set fire to the resort because he's an arsonist and all the snow melted so everyone skiing fell and died except us 3 coz mia had a helicopter and then we got home and I was like, hey let's start a band