User:Bigmangeofftristanraph

In the early autumn of 2004, the three yet-to-be BIG MEN were on their way to Dizzy's (no longer there). On the way, an amazing transformation occurred. Excited at the prospect of not driving, Geoff messed himself in the back seat saying, "I'm going to have a drink tonight. I might even have four or five." Then, Raph said to Geoff, "well Geoff, you're a BBBBIIIIGGGG MMMAAANNN!!!!!!"

And so a legend was born. Tristan nearly crashed the car as he was convulsing with laughter.

The end.