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Sydney Miller
Sydney Miller (born August 12, 2002) is a high school senior currently deciding between attending Indiana University Bloomington and Ohio University.

Early Life
As a wee tot, Sydney was born with a french accent. As she matured, the French accent evolved into a Eurocentric love for the baguette-eating country. At the age of 17 Sydney graduated from John Adams High School (Indiana).

Powers of Sydney

 * Bat like hearing
 * Extreme memory
 * Sonic burps
 * Earthquake inducing sneezes
 * Incogitable indecisiveness
 * Frasier whisperer