User:Bigsmile144

Jessica Elizabeth Duffell. 4'11 (legally a midget) blonde hair blue eyes loves to run for fun favorite book: dr. suess green eggs and ham number one fan of john mccain loves pasta lady (not more than arthur) admires her roommate, Jera Noelle Mennetti loves curly hair and skinny runners loves steve prefontaine loves mutton chops i like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, new kids on the block have a bunch of hits chinese food makes me sick. loves hummingbird tats

She use to live in the ghetto of Punxsutawney. She had to rap for her dinners. She once faced Eminem and lost by one point, ending her career in rap. So then she started dancing. She faced Michael Jackson in a moonwalk competition and she beat him so he turned himself white. She loved human meat so much, she once had dinner with Hannibal Lector. But when she retreated to Punxsy High she earned her diploma and then decided to go to Robert Morris University. It was about that time that she met a curly headed boy named Sylvan who brought an end to her eccentric wild ways. She began beating her cat and roommate just to please him. And that was about the end.