User:Bildoownz2010

Billy Ontko, born on April 23, 1992. He was born with a twin but the twin later ran away shortly after birth. Billy was the son of Abraham Lincoln and Tom Cruise, scientists are still in debate on how this was possible, yet most scientists have commonly accepted the "big billy theory" claiming that he was born from gas particles hit by light from Tom Cruises car. Billy won an oscar for his amazing preformance on the Cosby Show where he played a short disabled boy who died in season one and who's character just sat in the living room chair until season 8. He had to be taken out after a small boy became frightened of him during his transition through puberty and he was discovered as a sex icon. He then became known as "The Wet Dream Fairy" who was said to come to your bed at night and make you have a wet dream. Well some people disagreed with this Billy was still widely known and loved by the people of America, England and especially Ethiopia. Billy at the age of 15 did his first nude modeling work appearing in the magazines Sin and the 1674 issue of Jizzmonster. He was then outcast from his family model status due to his unimpressive physique and lack of some testicular parts. Billy trying to regain his family status decided to become a professional Nascar driver, 10 minutes later he realized Nascar sucked and quit. Only because Laura Bush wouldn't get in bed with me. She is amazing!!!!!!