User:Billybobjoe95

Billybob is an average bully. Except for the fact that he's 200 ft 11 in and has super-human strength. He has very bad eye-sight and loves playing tetherball. This is his story:

Tiger was playing on the tetherball court having a little fun. He was invincible and was killing everyone. Then Billybob comes along. Billybob: I want to play!! Tiger: It's not your turn Billbybob. ''Billybob: Billybob want to play now! Wait who said that? Is there a magical talking fly here?'' Billybob looks down. Billybob: Oh it's shrimp-boy. Tiger: That wasn't very nice! ''Billybob: Billybob not care we play tether ball. NOW!!!!'' Tiger hit the ball as hard as he could. Billybob smacked it so hard that it flew of the pole and fell into the creek. Tiger: Now look what you did! ''Billybob: Billybob sorry. (sob) Billybob want to play tetherball.(hic)Billybob mad!!'' Billybob ripped the pole right from the ground and threw t as far as he could. Before Tiger could say anything the pole was in China. That was the end of one unlucky day in Tiger's life with Billybob. The next adventure was when Tiger and Billybob were in 4th grade. They were in science class and that day they were planting carrot seeds. As Tiger was being a good boy and planting his seeds Billybob came over. ''Billybob:Carrots why are we planting carrots. No one likes carrots. People like human flesh. Human flesh dipped in blood. Tiger:1.5 mil people on this earth like carrots and they're good for your eyes. Billybob: Was i talking to you? Tiger: Well techinlly you were talking to the air so you were referring to everyone.'' Tiger pushes glasses up and snorts. Billybob:Do you know how annoying you are? Tiger: Yes i do i searched it on the internet. Billybob flicks Tiger with his pinky while telling him to shut up. As the ambulence comes to fix Tigers broken body(which is lying scattered all over the floor) Tiger's head starts talking. Tiger: Teacher, teacher Billybob hit me. Teacher: Billybob you know that's not nice. Billybob: What did you say teacher? Teacher: Oh nothing. Teacher flicks off Billybob. ''Billybob: What sign did you make with your finger? I'm to stupid to figure it out and my bad eye-sight stops me from seeing it. Techer: Oh nothing.Tiger:People are naturally nice. Why aren't you?" "Billybob: Being nice is for sissys!! Tiger:Thats not what it says in my book of rules, by Einstein." Billybob ponders who that is then answers: People are naturally supposed to eat other people! Tiger starts reading: It doesnt say that in my book... and i read that anything in a book is real. Then the school bell rings and everyone goes home. That night as Billybob ponders on what Tiger said he knows what to do. He got up and started writing a book.