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Rugget

Rugget is a sport created in 2012 by Berkeley and Dean Meppem. It is a sport played outdoors between 2 teams of 1. The goal of either team is to not fall down in their high heels while whacking a Rugby ball with a Cricket stick. There are no officials, but players are required to wear high heels and pillows under their clothing, along with a capes.

Rules 1. Superman capes are not permitted on the playing field at all times 2. High heels must be at a minimum 6 inches tall, but a maximum 15 inches high 3. Steroid use is mandatory, and anyone caught without steroids in their bodies at the time of a random test, will be banned from playing in any Rugget professional leagues 4. Each game there will be a half time show where a player and fan are randomly selected to see who will poop in a jar first. If the fan wins, he is immediately added to the roster of the team the player he faced belonged to 5. Guns are not permitted, although large and sharp prison shanks are optional