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The Clash

Giant King Kong destroyed a land that was peaceful and green

Bouncing all over the place like a trampalene

King Kong left footprint every single inch

Till Superman came and gave him a little pinch

King Kong turned around and was ready to fight

Knocked Super Man and he said oh I see the light

Super Man got up and flew with rage

tried to trap King Kong in a super sized cage

All the citizens though this battle was over and leave

then they saw the 1980 US Hockey Team and they said just believe

King Kong just got stronger, he bent Super Man and his ACL got torn

Super Man was trying to get bad like Jason Bourne

Super Man couldn't breathe and he wasnt so super

he was so messed up he needed the help of Lex Luther

Super Man tried to reach him but Luther didnt answer

Super Man's energy was getting lesser and lesser

King Kong made a roar, so loud it was calculated by a nerd

Miles away the roar was all the good guys heard

George Washington grabbed an M-16 and showed he had no hair

Franklin D. Roosevelt built an RPG in his automatic wheelchair

The Fresh Prince said that Carlton was too shorts so he says to stay

Peter Griffin grabbed a flamethrower and set the White House ablaze

Stewie rambled off how he said he was god

Bill Russell played Wilt Chamberlain, Chamberlain missed and said he got robbed

Once all the heroes gathered in group and made a plan

Eminem made Charles Manson cry when he sang him Stan

Manson and the Son of sam were soon kicked out

They then again heard King Kong roar very loud

Minutes passes before they started to walk towards the place

The heroes were scared that Peter Griffin would end the human race

So George Bush shot Peter Griffin in the head

When the blood spilled out it painted the grass red

Once the heroes reached the Superman barney got shot by kelly

Then the hulk broke evry bone in Kelly's body which made her look like jelly

Two traitors named Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer were going down the Mississippi River

They took their shotguns and shot the hulk in the liver

The heroes and traitors ran to the monster that was so mean

king kong got stabbed by a hairy man named Wolverine

King Kong fell down and landed on his back

Wolverine raised his claws in the air and yelled lets attack

The heroes and traitors jumped on King Kong and treated him like trash

Blood, violence, and destruction it was the ultimate clash yeah

Chorus

The Clash

Is the Ultimate Bash

Hours passed when King Kong was roped to the ground

However the rope broke and the heroes fell off King Kong when they heard his loud sound

The Heroes got ticked because they had to do it again, but this time there was a change

The Saber-tooth tiger diego from Ice Age went near King Kongs neck and stabbed him with his fangs

The Saber-tooth ate away at King Kong like corn and the cob

then the saber-tooth got kicked by a strange mob

the leader had a laugh that would make you sob

this mob included sandy, mr, krabs, patrick, and spongebob

Then the saber-tooth got treatest real rough

diego got swelled up like Mrs. Puff

The battle went on for days and days

until king kong got killed by the guy that invented lays

they chopped king kong into 26 pieces and threw him in the trash

it was finally the end of the ultimate bash

Chorus x10