User:Bipedal.squid

Being a bipedal squid is as ineffective as one would assume. However, it has allowed me many engaging conversations with dust-bunnies. Were you aware that bunnies are great fans of Jersey Shore? They bulk up by reading old (dusty) books. They have yet to figure out how to turn themselves orange.

My Wikipedia intentions are, as of yet, unknown. My love of good grammar and acquiring useless knowledge shall be my guide.