User:Birdlover1

how to bring a dead bird back to life.

first.. mouth to mouth recessitation. if this poves unsuccessful, try pumping on the birds chest. then examine and check the bird for a pulse. if this doesnt work, contact me at 182-717-8281. i will always be available. Birds are my passion. I even married a bird, of whom i love very much. if none of this works, i urge you to buy a new bird that looks exactly the same, and give it the same name. thank you for your time

-the birdlover1