User:Biscuit Knight

Background
Biscuit Knight was born in Bendigo, Victoria, Australia in 1989, and has remained there for the duration of his life. Biscuit Knight is an avid PC gamer who detests consoles and all who use them.

Ancestry
Biscuit Knight is of mixed European ancesties, including Scottish, Irish, English and Swiss.

Languages
Biscuit Knight speaks no languages other than English and loathed the compulsory LOTE classes, not because of any supremacist tendancies but because he knows that Indonesian will not spread out side of the Indonesian islands the way that languages such as French, Russian and Spanish have and will continue to do. Because of this, Biscuit Knight would like to learn Russian or Spanish or even German, but it is at position #79 on his To Do List, right after #76 (Murder Oprah).

Stargate
Biscuit Knight is an avid Stargate SG-1 fan, and has joined the WikiProject Stargate to improve the episodes, starting with stubbed episodes and moving there to improve the writing style, hopefully. Biscuit Knight owns seasons 1-8 and wishes he owned 9 to 10. Biscuit Knight only intends to expand the plots, and does not expand external links or references, only the plots.

Contributions:


 * Menace
 * The Sentinel
 * Meridian
 * Crystal Skull
 * Learning Curve
 * Bane

PC Gaming
Biscuit Knight has played computer games since he was roughly three, first playing games like Red Baron, Doom, Day of the Tentacle and Stunts. He missed out on the Quake, StarCraft and related crazes, but re-entered modern gaming around the release of the GeForce4. Since then Biscuit Knight has had several disastrous computers resulting in him completing courses to fully understand why Il-2 Sturmovik wasn't working. Biscuit Knight is now the proud owner of an AMD 64-bit San Diego 3700+, Asus nVidia GeForce 6800 Extreme 256MB DDRRAM PCI-E graphics card and 2048MB DDRRAM, which has aged fast but still runs Battlefield 2 smoothly on high graphics.

Currently, Biscuit Knight plays Battlefield 2, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Silent Hunter III and Rome: Total War as a stapel diet.

Deism
Biscuit Knight is a Demi-God and lord of the United Grenadier's Corps, Messiah of Baked Goods and Snackfoods. He has a direct relationship with the Spam deity Spamallah (Praised be his name!).