User:BizaBuz

Biz: a biz is a rare creature that goes by the common name: idiot. This "idiot", as some may call it, has a large head and a big mouth that it uses for speaking annoying words to people that do not find anything of what the idiot is saying interesting at all. It walks backwards in somewhat of a crab walk, speaking in a low tone about something that is bothersome to her (this ranting to herself while walking is also known as a "bizfit") The creature has very large feet that she uses to do idiotic things when she is trying to convince people that she actually excercises. The Biz can also be known as a "Buckface" which is the body of man, and the face of buck. This "buckface", as some say, is in fact very repulsive to look at. When innocent bystanders meet the eyes of the Biz, their head jerks back in a sudden motion as if they had just been whacked in the face with a large wooden boat.

Diet: The general diet of the Biz includes artificially sweetened foods such as "doughnuts" as one may call them. It eats approximately 7 of these doughnuts per hour and then proceedes to convince people that it is actually causing it to lose weight, when clearly, it causes the biz to gain exactly one pound per doughnut.

Behavioral Patterns: As mentioned above, the bizfits that the creature has causes others ears to bleed.

Overall Idioticness On a Scale From 1-10. On a scale from 1-10, the Biz is approximately a 700,000,000

Buz: Buz is not a rare creature it is in fact very common. you can find a Buz in about every classroom. a Buz is very similar to a biz, in fact; they are brothers. Buz is more flirty then Biz and she is prettier. although Biz is amazing and Buz is not I suggested talking to none of these losers.

diet: a Buz eats about 10 lambcons daily. lambcons are amazing and are only brought to the buz by daddy.

Behavioral Patterns: Buz does not have bizfits in fact she just fights with biz which causes the bizfits

Both of these creatures bite. i would suggest to stay away from them.

According to contrary belief, the Biz is said to instigate so-called Gmail Dramas. When instigated, the drama can, and will, last for many to most weeks.

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