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Bader

Bader Al-Noiami aka Black Booma
''A mythical creature from the forests of Ayyyaa. He is also commonly referred to as "Black Booma", translated from Arabic as the black owl. Bader was born on February 20th, 1988. After graduation from Shaikh Abdulaziz School, he graduated from BAS Engineering Training Centre in 2007 and started Working at Afro Asian Assistance in 2010. He is interested in women and speaks English, Arabic and Persian.''

Origins

Often mythical creatures are hybrids, this creature comes from the sea side of the Persian gulf. Resulting in the current color of the skin. Many people believe the other half of this creature comes from the middle-eastern region of the world. But this is yet to be confirmed.

Onomatopoeia

An onomatopoeia or onomatopœiais, from the Greek ὀνοματοποιία;[1] ὄνομα for "name"[2] and ποιέω for "I make" is a word that imitates or suggests the source of the sound that it describes. Onomatopoeia (as an uncountable noun) refers to the property of such words. Common occurrences of onomatopoeias include animal noises, such as "oink" or "meow" or "roar" or "chirp". Bader makes his(uncertain of gender yet) own noise, referred to as "Ayyaa", derived from the land he comes from. Bader usually produces this sound at certain stages of excitement, shock, and sexual climax.

Quotes

Bader, also referred to casually as "The Candy Man", is well-known for his bursts of wisdom with his deep soothing voice. One of his favorite quotes are:

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust This is the only thing i realy trust coz nothing is for ever last. He has also stated, "know me and u will like me :p".

There have been many attempts by famous linguists to understand the language of this mythical creature. There is no certainty of the original name of this language, the majority refer to it simply as "F-16".

The following are some discoveries made recently:

"Kayosik". Meaning: Kiosk, "Akility" Meaning: Agility, "Fabregas": Meaning: Fabricate, "Burgerham": Meaning" Birmingham,

Also, there seems to be an inconsistency in pronunciations of past tense terminology.

For example: Standed and Gived are commonly used words, except words like liked and talked are still used.

Physical Sweat

The most recognized aspect of Bader's body is the amount of sweat produced. In 2004, it was discovered that Bader's body produced an excess amount of sweat. When alcohol is consumed, Bader's body goes through an increased level of sweat production.