User:Blaine Stark

Blaine "Mayer" Stark (Aug 28, 1989-Present)

Birthplace: unknown (unsupported sources report Blaine could have been born south of the boarder or Eastern Mongolia)

Physical Description: Sex:   Male ("Insectoid" if "bug" rumors are confirmed*) Height: 5'-3"                      Hair Color: Dirt Brown (Long and Shaggy)                      Eyecolor: Coffee Brown

Born of: unknown (unsupported sources say Blaine is the offspring of a Central American Praying Mantis spawn)

Blaine's Begining:

Blaine's first known where about were offically reported in the year of 2003 as he first attended Ontario Christian High. He began as a freshman who could of been considered a 6th grader due to his height. He quitely blended in the high school scene with his natural ability to camoflage into the crowd like that of a Praying Mantis. After going through an early mid-life crisis Blaine found that a plank of wood with strings attached would actually help him cope with his life. Being influenced by a great guitarest by the name of John Mayer Blaine then legally changed his middle name to Mayer thus resulting in his full name as Blaine Mayer Stark. Blaine began obssing over John Mayor and began collecting every version of every song that John Mayer had recorded or played live. Blaine's friends who wanted to remain anoyomous said "Blaine was a lost soul, not knowing where or what he came from he has had a depressing life...it wasn't until he tried to break in John Mayer's dressing room that we decided to do an intervention" (anoymous friend). Things soon became hell as the intervention pissed him off so badly that he went bazurk! he was later sent to a Mental hospital in Chino Hills for 3 months during the summer of 2008.

Blaine (2008-):

Blaine has not had an episode for a very long time. and now goes to a university near Brea, CA (Campus disclosed for Blaine's safety). He now plays every day for different Churches for a worship band. Blaine has also found the love of his life; Lisette (last name disclosed for legal reasons). In one day Blaine was swept off his feet.

Blaine's Band Blaineski* and the Goofballs (*pronouced Blaine-Ski)

They orginated out of the slums of Chino Hills on Mar. 5, 2006. Band Memebers include: Blaine Mayer Stark (guitar, lead Vox), Pino "Penis" Palladino (Bassist) and Steve "Balsak" Jordan (Drummer).

Trivia"

-Blaine has extremely hairy thighs. -Blaine's teeth are made up of a metal alloy -Blaine has two sex organs ranging 3 inches each