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KUBE is a highly addictive illegal substance. It got its origin in Tampa, Florida in the late 1990's; it was discovered by Chemist and "Psychic Psychologist" Antoinette Cole. All of this information was revealed in a police investigation in 2001 when Antoinette Cole arrested and sent to an insane asylum called Bayshore. After the case, the FBI, NSA, ATF, FDA, DIA, and most importantly the Florida NSS and FHSAA did a statewide investigation finding that KUBE had spread up the interstate system to the rest of the eastern seaboard. This explains the occurrence when Ray Lewis killed a guy in his limousine in 2000. Warren Sapp, another NFL player is bankrupt due to lawsuits over KUBE sale and use. Side effects of KUBE include: anal seepage, dizziness, sleepiness, sudden bursts of anger, sudden fainting, erectile dysfunction, swollen right eyeball, temporary paralysis of the left pinkie, fractured jaw, stroke, heart arrhythmia, mesothelioma, acute appendicitis, enlarged buttocks, blackening of the toenails, strained groin, nasal mucus cancer, a weak stream, or swelling of the lips, tongue or throat. KUBE is almost always placed in beverages or Red Velvet Cake. It is hard, cold, and red or blue. Cops everywhere are cracking down on this dangerous drug. Suspects have been found to be a most specific profile of African American females, teaching in small private schools (kind of like ratchet version of Breaking Bad).