User:Blakesdoorlock

Sup, I am Blake's locked door.

Every night, when he starts thinking about his gf, he takes his hands out of his buckled up pants, gets out of bed, closes the supreme light-blocking-curtainsV9000, takes off his button-up shirt and..

locks me.

Every night, he locks me so he can have his privacy while he thinks of his gf in sinful ways. Lord help this young man.

After locking me, he reaches beneath his bed into his 'shoe box' which is actually an excellent hiding spot for all his unholy images. These images include photos of Kaitlyn when she was 7, 10, 3 and of course her more recent school photos.

He then reaches past where the box once sat beneath his bed to find his sock (which smelt quite fishy) so he doesn't have a need for 'clean up' afterwards.