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Since Wikipedia refuses to recognize the existence of the Republican Christian Crusaders, I am putting the article here, where they cannot delete it. If any moderator/administrator removes this article, or any user at all for that matter, I will personally make sure that they recieve the appropriate discipline.

Republican Christian Crusaders
Summary

The Republican Christian Crusaders are a highly influential group in American politics. They attempt to force their illogical religious beliefs upon others, namely those that do know of their existence. The group was founded by Ronald Reagan in 1967. They began by implementing extremely conservative Christian beliefs in their policies of law, and soon became very popular in the American South. Today they are widely considered a terrorist organization by those outside of the U.S. due to the fact that they fight holy wars as do those they claim to be terrorists. The only difference is that they have access to the most powerful military in the world, whereas the terrorist groups like Al Queda only have young men willing to die for a non-existent cause. The Crusaders order the torture of any non-Christians that they capture, and begin wars in places that they have no right to. Their reasons are freedom for the oppressed, yet they revoke the civil liberties of their own people through laws such as the Patriot Act. They are headed today by Karl Rove and Richard Cheney, and they use George W Bush as their puppet. Other important members include George HW Bush, Bill Frist, and Tom DeLay. Several of these people have been charged with things such as money laundering, fraud, and other serious crimes. They tend to be corrupt and are always Republican.

History

The Republican Christian Crusaders was founded in 1967 by Ronald Reagan. They became popular in the American South and soon won many seats in the American Congress in the election of 1968. They ran as Republicans and in 1980, they won the presidency of the U.S. Things have gone well for them since, as they have used the 9/11 terrorist attacks as reason to pass un-Constitutional laws, such as the Patriot Act. They also try to revoke the right to an abortion and want to outlaw same-sex marriage.

Conclusion

The Crusaders are a strong force in the American Government. Their goals include American dominance over Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. They abuse the continent of Africa, as well as their own lands. They have no respect for the environment or anything that does not either make them money or force others to conform to their beliefs.