User:Blargenshpodiddlegohip

"mann, i really don't know what to write here. like seriously, i have no effing idea what to write here! lmao. i just ate something that had a warning label that said "side effects include swearing, foul language, cussing, and blaspheming." like wtf right? anyways, i recommend you wash your eyes and ears thoroughly before, during, and after my about me. you can use water if you'd like. i don't really care what you do with your water. you can maybe grow a farm? old mcdonald had a farm ya know. you know what else he had? an eiffel fucking tower! yeah! he made that! old mcdonald had some skillzzzzz dawg! tell ya what else he had... a large boomerang collection. he was also a ninja. did i forget to mention that? he'd probably assassinate me if he knew i told you that. more things should be made out of candy, am i right? like maybe toothbrushes. that'd be sweet. pun intended? fun intended! if they made a gun that shot fun, would it be illegal? who'd be afraid of that? i bet someone would try to get congress to pass an anti-fun gun law. that would be against our right to bare fun, or bear fun. which, when you think about it, is either the most fun thing in the world or the scariest. i mean you could have the luck of running into a polar bear or a bi-polar bear. they are polar opposites. you know those chalk outlines they draw when someone dies? what do they do when someone dies in midair? maybe they get shot with a fun gun! if you had an automatic fun gun that would pretty much make the area where you fired it a party. so i guess that would be a party gun. don't even get me started on party guns. i love pizza."