User:Bliain Fitzpatrick

BLIAIN FITZPATRICK (Real Name Mergatroid Ruxspin)

Born 18/02/86

Bliain is a professional fluff with exceptional abilities in taxidermy and colonic irrigation, He started his career impersonating Dame Edna Everage on the streets of Belfast, and reached the height of his notoriety when he played "Poochy" in the hit show of the same name at belfasts Olympia leisure centre.

He is now a rehabilition counsellor for geriatric ex Drag Queens in the Bliain Fitzpatrick Fluff hospital in Sanfrancisco. He recently rescued a Drowning transsexual from below the golden gate bridge.