User:Blitzansturm

I am a musical genius....... Only in my own mind. I have leeched off of family and friends for all of my life and will start teaching how to do it soon on a very local level (ie my grandmothers living room). I like goth and sucking long round things. Recently, I didn't even know what my daughter's birthday was, but I'm sure she'll understand since I don't see her and probably knows what a total waste of human flesh i am I have a total of 3 followers on twitter, but soon I'll have 4 or 5 because I'll create 2 more accounts so I can follow myself. I'm cool, I really am. I had someone type this for me because I can't spell. Oh! I found out when I was younger that if you bite a glow stick you don't die even though you think you will. Green's cool too.