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Trade DeGroot is a Scottish trade guru from Ullapool.

Biography
Trade DeGroot was born in Ullapool, Scottland. Orphaned at a young age, he combusted his adoptive parents. In 2010, he moved to Trade Post A23 to open a hat-bank. He remained a resident of Trade Post A23 until Australian Christmas, where he was witnessed embarking on a killing spree with a Frying Pan, under the alias of "STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED". He embarked on his bloodfest while equipping Shutter Shades, a Chargin' Targe, and a Bounty Hat, thus embarrassing the families of all whose skulls were smashed in.

Internet Popularity
DeGroot's murders in DeGroot Keep were deemed utterly ridiculous by a group of online whiners known as SPUF, known for hating everything having to do with Team Fortress 2 updates. Trade has been the subject of many photoshops and meme-images, all themed about Team Fortress 2, as propaganda for the war against hats that can't be won.

STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED
A fair price. Don't be lowballed.