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Nicolai Getti ( April 19+ )
Known aliases: Bighand, Logistik Chefen, mocca rum.

Currently he resides in belgium after being thrown out of both Denmark and Sweden. He is known for his door opening abilities, and his lack of imagination when it comes to surfing the World Wide Web. Nicolai is the personal muse for a well known Danish Stand-up comedian. Rumours are speaking of nude photos, but this is most likely not true.

Life In belgium
Nicolai can be found in or around Brussels.