User:Blood magi9

Here ye, Here ye, Of the once Great and Mighty Pencil. That once did write many an essay, Till one grave day in algebra class. When David and Ermen snapped it in two! But not was the slaughter finished For once again was it broken into three! Then the forceful and foolish Sarah, Then proceeded to dispose, Of the point end of the great pencil. But this was not the end of his life, For the Great David did re-attach, The two remaining pieces.

Still there was no end, For many days to come, great and mighty David, Did antoagonize the school with his repetition of, "Parabola," as well as "My pencil had two halves! But now only has one!" And to this very day, The Great and Mighty pencil, Torn and nearly destroyed, Lives on inside of the pocket, Of the great and mighty David