User:Bloopen

The Bloopen lives mostly in the Hymilayas and along the Amazon River. Sometimes een in new york city. Rearly comes out of lfights due to bad eye sight. Highly dangerous; will bite toes off, suck brains, will whip the back of your knees with its tails, (Famous bloopen saying "go for the knees") Its spit will burn your skin and disintegrate your eyes and leave a nasty rash. Can shoot poisonous darts from its tail. Unlike unicorns, if you drink their blood you will not live a cursed life (hopefully)