User:Blue Flying Camels

I smoked to much pot only 2 times in my life!

One made me see blue flying camels, the other one made me register to Wikipedia.

Some of my thoughts:

1. I'm not a racist. I don't hate anybody, well, maybe except Cheese-eating surrender monkeys (but that stays our little secret).

2. During the 2003 invasion of Iraq I was proud to belong to the Axis of weasels, but I don't agree the invaders are the Great Satan, because I've seen what they've got and it's actualy really small.

3. Those who support the Just Say No policy are really those who weren't offered.

4. Piracy is theft? Dude the prices you put on music and DVD's are theft. Piracy is resistance to corruption.

5. You can click, but you can't hide? Dude, like, not true.

6. There is a Bear in the woods, and he has a Bald Eagle for dinner.