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Kari Pleauradon Kari Pleauradon can be seen in the majestic fields of Benedicting Community located in Candy Mountain. She is a sight to be hold and can be usually found roaming around pretending to be working. Born in 1725 A.D she grew up in the humblest of ways at Kari Manor. She was first discovered by and expeditionor known Leo Vanhandsomeheim. A great man beloved by all and adored by many but this isn't about him and all his amazing achievements. Back to the topic. She was and actor in her earlier years after graduating high school from Flintstones Academy for the Blind. You may recognize her from films such as "Dude where's My Kari", "Slaughter House Kari", "Kari the cable guy", "Adventures to Candy Mountain", and "Kari and Kyles Saints Gone Rouge". All classic films with extremely low ratings and horrible acting but we'll them give points for effort. Along with her acting career she was also a very talented singer with a few one hit singles. A couples being "All the Single Kari's", "I really like this Yoghurt", "Pacos Tacos", and my personal favorite " Boom Boom Clapity Clap Clap". There are many myths and legends about the Kari Pleauradon some legends say she uses the souls of young Hispanic guys to gain immortality. Other say her hair has the power to cure glaucoma and even mesothelioma. Many people from my village in Juaca, Mexcio say she's the reincarnation of the goddess Aphrodite herself but then again people will believe anything. To sum things up Kari is a pretty interesting person, who is extremely elusive because she only works during the day which is a total bummer. Fun fact about Kari when the moon is full and the stars align she turns into the prettiest unicorn. She can be found at the end of a rainbow with a pot of lucky charms sitting next to a leprechaun who gives out hairless kittens. She then turns into a mama cat and runs away meowing through the night with her hairless kitten meowing behind her.