User:Bluke4x4

Hello, I am William, a person who is pretty awesome.

'''--Hello, I am William's stalker. I would like to tell you a few things I have learned about William through watching him daily.

1) William worships Dick Cheney and prays to him every night before he goes to bed. When William has no idea what to do in a certain situation, he asks himself: WWDD- What Would Dick Do?

2) When William wakes up in the morning, he stays in bed an extra 5 minutes after his alarm rings. During these 5 minutes, he does his one favorite activity and masturbates. After he has cum all over the place, he collects as much of it as he can and puts it in a baggy. He stores this baggy underneath the sink in his bathroom and whenever he decides to style his hair, he uses the cum in place of hair gel.

3) William draws cartoons and comics of EVERYONE he knows or knows of.

4) William's favorite food is Asian bear paw soup.'''