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Spix's Theories of Relavent Relativity

1. Tattoos for Females

In the best opinion known to mankind from Dr. Spix, if woman was recently in accordance of a tattoo, she is more likely to have sexual relations with a male, and or female.

2. Bellybutton Piercings for Females

In the best opinion known to mankind from Dr. Spix, if a woman is in possession of a bellybutton ring or stud in the naval cavity of the bellybutton, she is more likely to have sexual relations with a male, and or female.