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Bo-blee (scientific name: Canis homsextus)

Kingdom: Animalia Phylum: Chordata SubPhylum: Vertebrata Class: Mammalia Order: Carnivoria Family: Canidae Genus: Canis Species: homosextus A Bo-blee is a rare breed of mammal, having close ancestry to the Canis domesticus, also known as the canine. The Bo-blee has miraculously evovled with the human race (Homo sapien) in many characteristics, but most notably its sexual preference. Cases of homosexuality in the Chordata Phylum are not rare, and certainly not recent. The earliest documented account of homosexual intimacy amongst two species of the same Phylum dates back to the 12th century. The Bo-blee is an evolved canine that has adopted the "nurture" rather than the "nature" influences of homosexuality. Most Bo-blees can, however, be nominally narrowed down to just one breed of Canis domesticus - the Yorkshire Terrier. The Yorkshire Terrier is a breed of Canis domesticus recognized by the AKC, or American Kennel Club. However, its relative, the Yorkshire Terrier Bo-blee is not. The first documented observation of the Bo-blee occurred in September 2005 at Washington Square Park, in Greenwhich Village, New York when a Yorkshire Terrier engaged in homosexual acts with a canine of a different breed. Owners of the Bo-blee recounted foaming around the mouth, which zoologists have claimed to be linked with homosexuality in canines. The first known Bo-blee contracted an STI (Sexually Transimitted Infection) but was cured of all symptoms. Zoologists are currently working closely with human medical researchers at Pfizer to link the Bo-blee's cure to a potential immunization or vaccine to human STI's. The Bo-blee currently resides in Washington State and is in stable condition.