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 *  Janitors Throughout History

Webster's Dictionary defines Janitor as: One who uses magic to clean stuff. Janitors and their intence training are one of the best kept secrets of the human race. There is documentation dating back to the Egyptians. All though the Egyptians didn't open official schools the use of Janitors in their society is clearly documented in their hyroglyphics. In their society a Master Janitor would take an apprentice and train him. If the apprentice made a mistake he would be severly punished and often wouldn't be allowed to continue his trainting. The Egyptian Janitor's most important job was to keep the pyramids clean. Because there were so few pyramids only a few Janitors would have the honor of cleaning one. To decide who was the best they would host a series of intense trials for the competing janitors commonly reffered to as the Janitorial Games ( the popular novel The Hunger Games would latter be based upon this event ).

Another society that greatly honored and contributed to the Janitor's legacy was the Chinese. History remembers the Chinese as the first to open a Janitorial school. The school was such a success the Emporer Himself viseted the school yearly to select a janitor who would clean his palace for a year. One of his janitors managed to hold the job for 89 years starting a legend that Christianity is belived to be based on. Another legacy of the chinese school is a prophacy that tells the story of Ellie who would one day become the first Janitorial Pope.

In modern times the Janitors have becoeme more public and easier to track. However it is still very challenging to be accepted to their prestiegious school. You have to have strait A's during middle and high school except during senior year when one A- is acceptable but still frowned upon. If your grades are accepted they randomly interview 13 of your teachers and if the hear anything bad you can forget about ever becoming a Janitor.

The intense life of a Janitor is one that is only attempted by the best and brightest members of society. This can clearly be seen throughout mankind's history.