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The 27th Letter of the English Alphabet: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is a very special letter in the English alphabet. It is most commonly shown as a space, though at times the infinity symbol may be used.

This letter is rarely used in its entirety, for it is generally not needed as it is silent. However, the letter does appear in such classic works as the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." Indeed, the letter is quite atrocious.

English language users routinely use the "space" bar (notice that "space" is an abbreviation or amalgamation of the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

Students of all ages are usually confused by the absence of this letter in their school work, but having such a long spelling for such a short letter, as well as the fact that the letter is silent in most situations, the Modern Language Association, which governs the use of the English language, decided to drop it from most grammar books and school-required learning. Generally, only those in advanced linguistics or grammar bother to work with or acknowledg the existence of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Benjamin Franklin is a noted proponent of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious as a commonly used letter in American English, but like his attempted revival of the aesh or Ǣ or œ and thorne or ð from Old English, he was not successful at spreading the use of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.