User:BobDylanSez

BobDylanSezBobDylanSez 06:23, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

It's the strongest arm that stretches the bow--and my strongest arm is my left, wink wink.

BobDylanSez 06:33, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

whoever told me to write my name and put four of those squiggly things up there better run.

BobDylanSez 06:41, 28 Mar 2005 (UTC)

just played a couple of shows at the pantages theater in hollywood on saturday. there's no tellin what it was about those shows. i had just heard this young hillbilly kid singin down on Penny's Farm, and it took me some place i thought i'd never go, some place that don't even exist, not really. he was the ghost, the doppelganger, like clarence ashley resurrected as a punk. he told me he was a big fan of my stuff from the sixties. i told him to get lost.

BobDylanSez 00:19, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)

the whole thing was a fabrication, an elaborate ruse, a sham and a scam. tito burns was a performer. grossman never existed. sometimes the devil comes a-prancin down the road, and sometimes he springs out of the wellspring and surprises you.

BobDylanSez 06:09, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)

a wise man once said, sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you. it ate me last night in denver. a lil place called t.j. mcginty's, right down the road from the theatre. somebody told me not to eat the corn nuts, but sometimes life grabs you and demands that you eat the corn nuts, and sometimes you don't have any choice as to whether those corn nuts have msg in them.

BobDylanSez 08:05, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

they just asked me if i wanted to do a commercial for adult undergarments. i said i'm done, because this hillybilly kid told me victoria's secret. they said it's for a different kind of undergarments, for incontinence. this kid they sent in from the ad agency looked like he needed them worse than me, which is pretty bad.