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The Horseman of Point Reyes
Also known as Horse Head and Caput Caballus, the Horseman of Point Reyes was first recorded in 1458 by Spanish Conquistadors landing in what is now California. They claimed to have seen it frolicking through the woods throwing about what appeared to be confetti and shouting something like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO...MEEEEE!" at the top its lungs. It was later discovered that the confetti was actually bingo coins, and the Conquistadors went back to Spain in fear of catching Loosinát Bingoitis.

Over the years scientists have been working hard at finding out whatever they can about this mysterious beast. And, with extensive research and the newest Horsogini-Tracking Technology, we've been able to piece together its dark past. Horseman was once, in ancient times before man dwelt the earth, a man named Bill Smirth. He was the Three-Time Champion Bingo King at Rolling Rocks Casino in Las Angeles, and for his fourth competition he made a bet with the Casino owner. Well, poor Bill lost terribly, and so as part of the bargain he had a fake horse head glued over his head. After two years of living with the mask, Smirth apparently went insane and ran off into the wilderness. Some relatives went searching for him and found him hiding at Point Reyes. Trying to help him, they were met with viscous neighs and those horrifying words--sometimes whispered sometimes whinnied--"Happy Birthday, oh, happy happy birthday...to me".

Yes, Bill Smirth was beginning to turn into a horse. Over the centuries he was forgotten about, and it is believed that from the time his family left him till the Conquistadors saw him, the horse mask was fused completely with his skin, and then began to evolve in his actual head. He became fully horse and fully man, giving him great speed and strength, laser vision, and the ability to digest and enjoy already digested and enjoyed foods.

Where is Horseman now? Most likely he still gallivants through the beaches and woods of Point Reyes, neighing always those same words...