User:Bob Q Kazoo/Auto Biography

Some people consider Bob Q Kazoo a god, others a legend. However, in order to be a legend you must be dead. That concludes the fact that Bob is a god. He has a 25.56 K/D ratio in Call of Duty Black Ops II, He has gotten a M.O.A.B. in Halo 4. He once got a 25 kill streak in Black Ops II and Treyarch couldn't help but give him a Tactical Nuke. He has beaten Arnold Palmer at golf and is considered the most interesting man in the world; even more interesting that the Doseckis guy.