User:Bobby Spongington

I am Sir Bobby Fredrick Spongington III and welcome to my Wikipedia profile, my child. I am a professional farter who graduated from Poopy Pants University. My best friends are Chewbacca and Superman. I love to speak with a strong Bri'ish accent and say swear words like "fuck", "shit", "bitch", "ass", "dick", "cunt", "cock", "asshole", "motherfucker", and my favorite swear word, "pussy".

Here's how I become a farter: I once sat in a skibidi toilet after I gyatt fanum tax from the rizzler in Ohio for giving a Grimace Shake to BoCo while doing the griddy in the old fashioned way.