User:Bobbyspiser/sandbox

Born on April 20, 2004, Bobby Spiser is known to be the man with the biggest penis of all time at just over 4 inches. In the year 2019, he reached plat in Rainbow 6 siege before a stupid ginger named Taylor. Being at an awesome height of 7'4 he gets more pussy than any other man before him and almost drowned in *pussy juice* in march of 2020. He can dunk a basketball without moving and has 7 noble prizes. He is also known for being 1 of only 2 people to have gods personal phone number, the other being a Kentucky inbred named jeff who was God's college roommate. He played for the Dallas rangers from 2017-2021 as quarterback and goalie but had to leave as it was clearly unfair for other players because of his raw skill and talent. He has 7.4 k/d in call of duty and Afghanistan. With an IQ of 954, he has a perfect understanding of the universe and has fixed all McDonald's ice cream machines. He has personally smoked weed with some very important people like Snoop Dogg, Santa clause, and the voice of Twight light Sparkles Tara Strong.