User:Bobdavino

Bob Davino eats steak...all the time. When Bob Davino isn't eating steak, he's crying tears of A-1.

Bob Davino once ate a 96 oz. Porterhouse for an appetizer and a 64 oz. Porterhouse for dessert. His main course was an entire live cow.

Bob Davino has had steaks with foreign dignitaries all over the world. He always eats more than them.

Bob Davino invented steak, charcoal and fire...in that order.

If Bob Davino sees someone order fish at a Steakhouse, he puts them in the hospital with steak in their IV.

When someone tells you they've had steaks with Bob Davino, they're probably lying.

Bob Davino owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

There are 34 known species of animal that are now extinct because Bob Davino didn't like how they looked.

The last time Bob Davino had something other than steak to eat is never.

Bob Davino can sense a cow's presence from over 6 miles away...there's one!

Bob Davino orders steak at the snack counter before going into the movie theater.

Bob Davino has been known to eat steak in his sleep.

Scientists are currently trying to breed a genetically advanced "super cow" so Bob Davino can break his own record for largest steak ever eaten in one sitting.

Bob Davino doesn't fly commercial jets because they won't let him bring his steak knives on board.