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Samuel Peat (Male Stripper)

Samuel Peat, born 45th Octember 1978 (12 years old), is a professional footballer for Spennymoor Town Fc. He likes to have sizures on a daily basis and eats babies when he scores goals. He is best known for his heroic throw-in which led to absolutely fucking nout in a sunday league game in 1967. He was ruled out of Iraq’s world cup qualifying rounds in 2340. He is very fit.