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N.A.R.P NARP is an acronym people are using these days for unfortunate individuals with below average athletic skills. The acronym stands for Non Athletic Regular Person. Being a NARP can mean two different things: 1. Your everyday NARP. This is an individual who is known to be a NARP because they have zero athletic talent and should not even attempt to do any activities that require coordination. 2. NARPY-basically this means that a person who has average to above average athletic talent does something that an athlete should never do. For Example. Striking out in slow pitch softball, tripping while casually walking, Missing a layup,referring to yourself as Moose, etc.

In most cases, professional athletes are the farthest thing from a NARP. However, there is one exception. Anybody who is born in, moves to, or unfortunately ends up playing for a professional sports team in Cleveland, OH, you will be considered a NARP.

There are a lot of NARPS in this world and there is nothing wrong with being a NARP. If you are one of them don't try to make yourself un-narpy. Be a proud NARP because NARPS stick together.